Two weeks to take a song from conception to completion to competition!

The Epic of Bees

This song was created for Game of Bands round 125 : "Metal"

Lyrics:

Notes:
- Opening text by DeadPlatypus
- Percussion made with metal tubes and a hammer (and auto-tune). The solo is a flute, made OF metal. \m/

Lyrics:
A long time ago, in the ancient, mystic land of Delhi, India there lived a hero.
A true master, equally at ease with the knife as with the pen.
Trained in the ways of the engineer by the finest of men.
Always preparing for the day he’ll face his nemesis again.
This is his tale.
This is that tale.

This verse is all about pain and hurt and pain and hurt and pain
This verse is all about pain and hurt and pain and hurt and pain
Generic lyrics about how fucked up I am in the head
This verse is all about pain and hurt and pain and hurt and pain

This verse too’s about pain and hurt and pain and hurt and pain
This verse too’s about pain and hurt and pain and hurt and pain
I whine and whine and whine and whine and SCREAM as I whine
and I praise Satan again

I stubbed my toe!
And I felt it hot!
It hurts so bad!
So fuck you God!
I’m a filthy pig!
Renowned shit lord!
I stubbed my toe!
So I made a metal song!

This too’s a generic verse about the hurt and pain, again
What the fuck do you expect from an overworked bees my friend?
I stubbed my toe before I sat down to write this song
Generic lyrics about how fucked up I am in the head

I stubbed my toe!
And I felt it hot!
It hurts so bad!
So fuck you God!
I’m a filthy pig!
Renowned shit lord!
I stubbed my toe!
So I made a metal song!

As I sit with my toe all swollen, blue as the balls of papa smurf
Like I am pressing for my dear life I press my fucking toe
and OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING HURTS AND I HOPE WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE
“indistinguishable screams/growls”

I stubbed my toe!
And I felt it hot!
It hurts so bad!
So fuck you God!
I’m a filthy pig!
Renowned shit lord!
I stubbed my toe!
So I made a metal song!
[Exit]

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