Two weeks to take a song from conception to completion to competition!


This song was created for Game of Bands round 135 : " Odd Times and No Rhymes IV"


My downstairs neighbor is a walrus
His apartment always smells like fish
He thinks John Lennon wrote songs about him
Somebody should tell him that he was born after 1967

The business across the street is run by giraffes
They specialize in commercial real estate
Their office is above an old Blockbuster
I don't know how they get inside

I hired an elephant to walk my dog on the weekends
She's a lovely lady, but I think she scares my Bichon Frise
She weighs 12,000 pounds
I'd be scared too if I was only 9 inches tall

A wolf lives three doors down to the left
He has very aggressive male pattern baldness
I feel for him because I also have that problem
I do not think Rogaine will work very well

The orthopaedic surgeon at the hospital is a vixen
Everybody says she's bangin’, but I am not into foxes
I also do not trust her to perform surgery
She doesn't have thumbs

There is an eagle who lives somewhere above my apartment
He likes to listen to Bach's Toccata and Fugue
He even tried to play it on violin for his wife
Now it sounds like she wants a divorce

I just discovered this new band and they call themselves Flock of Seagulls
No, not the one from the 1980’s, this one’s new, and they’re legit
I didn’t think wings would be conducive to playing the guitar
I’m still not sure how it works but they seem to manage just fine

I’ve heard that they just signed a record deal with Def Jam
Or maybe it was Columbia, or maybe it was Sony
I can’t recall the specifics, but trust me, they’re going to make it big
They’ve got these stupid haircuts but I’m sure nobody will remember

A king crab delivers my mail
I do not recognize his sovereign rule
He always leaves my packages on the stoop
I am surprised nothing has been lost

The owner of the building is a mouse
I think her family might live behind my stove
I once tried to pay her in baked goods
If you give a mouse a cookie, she will raise your rent

I live in a town where everything is strange
And nobody else seems to realize
Maybe I should find a good therapist
Or maybe I just live in Animal Crossing


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