This is DnD
This song was created for Game of Bands round 137 : "D&D"
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
There’s no will save against the truth I’m droppin
Haunting as a zombie straight from the coffin
About to spit some elder lore
Been rockin this game since 74
My character sheet’s a checklist of reckless
Delving dungeons, eating dragons for breakfast
Inventory stacked and my stats are maxed
Hit points drop to zero when I attack
Chorus:
This is how I roll
Natural 20 and I’m in control
Pen and paper are my sword and shield
Think it’s a game? No, this is DnD
Verse 2:
I got a paladin in the streets
Barbarian in the sheets
I’m a lover and a fighter
I’m all about the bonus feats
I see you hating with no attack rating
Every diss a critical miss against my armor class
I’ve conquered worlds that others fear to tread
Command the elements and raise the dead
Chorus
There’s no will save against the truth I’m droppin
Haunting as a zombie straight from the coffin
About to spit some elder lore
Been rockin this game since 74
My character sheet’s a checklist of reckless
Delving dungeons, eating dragons for breakfast
Inventory stacked and my stats are maxed
Hit points drop to zero when I attack
Chorus:
This is how I roll
Natural 20 and I’m in control
Pen and paper are my sword and shield
Think it’s a game? No, this is DnD
Verse 2:
I got a paladin in the streets
Barbarian in the sheets
I’m a lover and a fighter
I’m all about the bonus feats
I see you hating with no attack rating
Every diss a critical miss against my armor class
I’ve conquered worlds that others fear to tread
Command the elements and raise the dead
Chorus