Verse 1:

There’s no will save against the truth I’m droppin
Haunting as a zombie straight from the coffin
About to spit some elder lore
Been rockin this game since 74

My character sheet’s a checklist of reckless
Delving dungeons, eating dragons for breakfast
Inventory stacked and my stats are maxed
Hit points drop to zero when I attack


Chorus:
This is how I roll
Natural 20 and I’m in control
Pen and paper are my sword and shield
Think it’s a game? No, this is DnD

Verse 2:

I got a paladin in the streets
Barbarian in the sheets
I’m a lover and a fighter
I’m all about the bonus feats

I see you hating with no attack rating
Every diss a critical miss against my armor class
I’ve conquered worlds that others fear to tread
Command the elements and raise the dead

Chorus