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Pie No More

This song was created for Game of Bands round 147 : "Parody II"

Lyrics:

First Person:
Oh God, love me and mend
This has got to end
Eat for two, not again
And I'm hungry, so hungry!

Pie no more, no more
I’m putting down my fork
My stomach’s always full
Of pastry, so tasty

Oh man is a jiggly thing,
Oh man is a jiggly thing,
Oh man, I’m a jiggly thing
My god, I’m a jiggly thing!

The Devil:
Pie, it will not betray you
Beset or enslave you,
It’s so tasty
Eat more than the man you were made to be.

Pumpkin, cherry, or lime,
A whole world of pie
Just made to dine
The meaning of life and it’s clear to see.

The Angel:
Pie, know it will betray you
Dismay and enslave you
Grow that belly,
Eat more like the man you were made to be.

Fruits, veggies, lean meats
With occasional treats
Is the way to eat
The beauty of food, as was meant to be.

Fats, they will not betray you
It’s carbs that will play you
Eat more protein
Be more like the man you were made to be.

Say goodbye to that pie
To strudel, french fries
And fresh pastries
Eat more like the man you were made to be.
[Exit]

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