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The Platypus Workout

This song was created for Game of Bands round 164 : "Workout Songs"

Lyrics:

Welcome to the Platypus workout!
Where we don’t pull our punches
It’s the best workout on the market
Let's get started with some lunges!
Left
And right
Left
And…

Workout songs are fun
but they don't work very well
3 minutes is just not enough,
But I’ve got these VHS tapes to sell

You should buy the Platypus workout
(Not available in Europe)
Don’t question my qualifications
It’s time to do some pushups!

Workout songs are fun
but they don't work very well
3 minutes is just not enough,
But I’ve got these VHS tapes to sell
Up!
Down 1!
Up!
Down 2!
Up!

Tired of other workouts requiring you to spend time and energy,
Then the Platypus workout is the workout for you.
Long winded warm-ups and complicated routines are a thing of the past,
The Platypus workout is the only workout that can guarantee results after only 10 workouts.
Available now in an 10 piece VHS set for only 10 easy payments of $19.95
Order now and also receive the Biscuit Boy workout completely free.
Do the right thing! Call 1-800-PLATYPUS and start getting the body you deserve

Workout songs are fun
but they don't work very well
3 minutes is just not enough,
But I’ve got these VHS tapes to sell

Don’t buy other workouts
Instead buy mine
I may not be qualified
But I worked out once

Don’t buy other workouts
Instead buy mine
I may not be qualified
But I worked out once
[Exit]

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