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Big Christmas

This song was created for Game of Bands round 183 : "Anti-Holiday Songs"

Lyrics:

While you are all having such fun?
out in the winter's snow
?can you be sure your Christmas pud's?
not filled with GMOs?

A Christmas tree's the perfect shape?
for satellites to track?
you never should get close to one
?without your tinfoil hat.


Big Christmas wants you gullible,
Big Christmas wants you fat,
I'm not buying-in to Big Christmas
and that's that!


Tinsel causes autism?
and fairy-lights record
?how else d'you the dark elves get?
the good/bad lists for Santa Claus?

Nobody knows just what they've got
?up in the atmosphere
?but reindeer drones conceal it?
so no-one gets too near.


You spray fake frost on your windows, right?
Well that's just chemtrails right in your house
and you spray them yourself, and you know I heard,
I heard there was this girl
who ate a whole Christmas cake
and died
but then the body disappeared
and the other thing you need to hear
is why Father Christmas comes down the chimney...
it's so that kids don't act up
when they see a stranger in the house
if agents, actual agents, come into the house
and all they need to do is wear a red jacket and a beard
and nobody says a word.


Big Christmas wants you gullible,
Big Christmas wants you fat,
I'm not buying-in to Big Christmas
and that's that!
[Exit]

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