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Outside a Car (Andy is Gone)

This song was created for Game of Bands round 194 : "Disney Duets"

Lyrics:

Lyrics: u/Aliceceline
Music: u/QuantumDrake
Vocals: u/coolCharizard - Woody
u/FacetiousAsp - Buzz



Dialogue

BUZZ
According to my navi-computer...

WOODY
SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP, you idiot!

BUZZ
Sheriff, this is no time to panic...

WOODY
This is the PERFECT time to PANIC! and I'll tell you why, spaceman...



Chorus

WOODY
We're outside a car, and Andy is gone,
And we're lost and it's all your fault.

BUZZ
Well if you hadn't pushed me outside,
I wouldn't have to call Star Command from the asphalt.



Verse

WOODY
Well, if we could get anything through that thick helmet of yours
And into your thick skull, we wouldn't even be here!

BUZZ
What you don't seem to understand sheriff,
Is that the universe needs me!



Chorus

WOODY
If you hadn't shown up in your stupid spaceship
And taken everything that was mine.

BUZZ
Well you don't know what importance really is.
The universe is in trouble, and nothing is fine.



Verse

BUZZ
I don't take well to attempted murder, sheriff man
And neither does Star Command!

WOODY
I didn't mean to push you out of the window.
Trust me, you falling out had the opposite effect.

...because i'm obviously stuck here with you now.



Segue/Dialogue

BUZZ
Woody, poised at the edge of the galaxy,
Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet!
I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness.
And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

WOODY
Your rendezvous with Star Command??
YOU... ARE... A... TOY!!!
You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear!
You're a-- you're an action figure!

It's the truth. You are a child's plaything!



Bridge

BUZZ
The sheriff's lost his touch or his head.
He's a sad strange little man,
And to pity him, is all I can.

WOODY
Is this seriously happening to me right now?!



Chorus

WOODY
We're outside a car, and Andy is gone,
And we're lost and it's all your fault.

BUZZ
If you handn't pushed me outside,
I wouldn't have to call Star Command from the asphalt.



Verse

WOODY
Well if you accepted you were a toy,
WE WOULDN'T BE LOST!

TOGETHER
Emperor Zurg has been building a weapon/ How can you not understand simple explanations
And it's only me who can reduce him to null/ You're just a toy get it through your thick skull



Chorus

WOODY
We're outside a car, and Andy is gone
And we're lost and it's all your fault.

BUZZ
Well, being stuck out here isn't my favorite thing either.
The world needs saving, Buzz Lightyear's on it, fear not!

WOODY
Seriously, if I hear another word from this guy!

*frustrated woody noises*
[Exit]

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