Well, I went out for my daily walk on ol' All Hallows' Eve
When a weird voice crooned into the air and told me to leave
I saw the velvet worms and solifuges barking in the night
All bitin', gnashin', silkin', sprayin' everything in sight

Some weird guy plucked my eyeballs out and I screamed 'Ojo No'
His plastic cronies laughed at me and told me where to go
And then they crystallized some crystal eyes and right there before me
I saw a new reality that was dark and stormy

You might say I'm pullin' your leg
But I don't care, it happened on All Hallows' Eve
It's a trickin' treatin' state of mind
I hope you believe

I was walkin' down the alleyway of fluorescent skeletons
With cornwebs on the cobwebs bein' hung by little men
They took off their reflective glasses 'blazoned with the number 4
And showed off their secret club that they called the Crypt Kicker Corps

At the top of Nanapopo Mount, I saw a hooded guy
With a prosthetic personality and evil eye
He pulled back his hood and showed his oily combover
And just like Danny J. he told me 'Oye Como Va'

You might say I'm pullin' your leg
But I don't care, it happened on All Hallows' Eve
It's a trickin' treatin' state of mind
I hope you believe

You better look both ways
Or fall into the vat
You better C#
Or you will B?

solo

You might say I'm pullin' your leg
But I don't care care, it happened on All Hallows' Eve
It's a trickin' treatin' state of mind
I hope you believe

You might say I'm pullin' your leg
But I don't care care, it happened on All Hallows' Eve
It's a trickin' treatin' state of mind
I hope you believe