https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quidel_Corporation

Verse 1

We saw your resume
And we think you'll fit right in
A new, exciting chapter
Is ready to begin

Here at Quidel Corporation
Start your brand new occupation
Using state of the art machines
Making tests for infectious disease

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Welcome to the Quidel family
Diagnostic healthcare products
Are our specialty

Welcome to the team
That's truly second to none
Serving the public
Since 1991

Verse 2

Please turn to page 17
Of your new employee guide
What's this job all about?
We've explained it all inside

From emergency covid tests
To reproductive health
Got a virus in your system?
Find out with Quidel

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Bridge

And now a word from one of our satisfied customers:

For months I was feeling under the weather and didn't know why. But with Quidel's state of the art testing, now I know I have thyroid disease. Thanks, Quidel!

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