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Spiteful Letters

This song was created for Game of Bands round 210 : "Random Wikipedia Page"

Lyrics:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystery_of_the_Spiteful_Letters

[SKIT]
Ah Mr. Goon?
WHAT
We received a call that someone’s been sending poison pen, that is, spiteful letters to the townsfolk
We better start investigating cause the kids are already on it!

[VERSE]
The five find outers
Are on the case
Another mystery
For them to chase

Someone’s been sending
Poison pen
No one knows
Just why and when

Could be it’s nosey
Or miss Tittle
We gotta find
That criminal

Could be anyone
It could be you
Better watch
What the kids will do

[CHORUS]
(Who could it be oh oh oh oh)
Who could it be sending those spiteful letters to me

(Who could it be
Letters to me
Je ne suis pas sûr
I am a bit unsure)
Who could be sending those spiteful letter to me
I really don’t know, I got know, I really don’t know

[VERSE]
Young maid Gladys
Fled the scene
A spiteful letter
Revealed her sins

Her parents were arrested
For the crime of theft
Now she’s so embarrassed
She can’t do her tasks

Such a tragedy
Tears are falling
But all characters
Need a sad backstory

(You pesky kids!)
Hey!
It’s Mr goon
The kids gotta hurry
They need to solve the mystery
They need to prove that
That institutional police is somehow less apt and fair at solving a defamation crime than a gang of kids

[BRIDGE]
Who can it be
Sending those spiteful letters to me
(improvise)

[CHORUS]
(Who could it be oh oh oh oh)
Who could it be sending those spiteful letters to me

(Who could it be
Letters to me
Je ne suis pas sûr
I am a bit unsure)
Who could be sending those spiteful letter to me
I really don’t know, I got know, I really don’t know

[SKIT]
Well but in the end
I still don’t know who the culprit was
The Wikipedia page doesn’t say that
I guess they’re trying to avoid possible spoilers
But I mean it's a really old kid’s book and has more than 200 pages
I’m not gonna read that!
So I guess we’ll never know who was sending those spiteful letters
But to be honest
I don’t really care
[Exit]

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