Two weeks to take a song from conception to completion to competition!

Rap Battle Republic

This song was created for Game of Bands round 211 : "Epic Rap Battles II"

Lyrics:

Our team:
Jake C
Emily
Scott

Enemy team:
Scoots
Tomble
Neon Crisis

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RAP BATTLE REPUBLIC
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VERSE 1

On music Jake C. can't make up his mind
how to take scoooot's scraps and get 'em combined
Scoooot's rhythms puke poison like ricin
Scoooot's beats suck stronger than a dyson
Jake's song is smooth for someone so short
Watch cartoons, sip starbucks, a quart!
Lounging in fuzzy pink pajamas
Eat pizza pineapple with Dalai Lama, Obama
Read comic books all day, passing time
Play video games instead of mixing the rhyme
his music theory's keen - funk tracks preferred
Coolest cut made from the mind of a nerd

CHORUS 1

Our team is the best it could be
Scottpontiac, Jake C, and me, Emily
The other team you don't want to be on
Tomble two thousand, Scoooots and Neon

VERSE 2

Pontiac types rhymes like a text tortilla
Tomble spews scripts like verbal diarreah
scott makes mnemonics that move with mystique
tomble takes a try, just a middle class geek
from an English posh county, payin' high rent
scott strives to send a song - phone's 1 percent
from a New England county full of Bahstan (boston) schmucks
Tomble's less Lord of the Rings, more Mighty Ducks
Pontiac can't do mornings, dazed crazy hair
Tomble's ass got kicked, they saw his underwear (true story)
If you ask him advice, he'll overshare
Scott's losing stuff, phone and keys somewhere

CHORUS 2

Our team's the Rap Battle Republic
beat bangs bigger than a nightstick
Other team's the Down and Out Deadbeats
Their track sucks so sad, take a backseat

VERSE 3

Emily's a stoned canadian gamer
She has ADHD, so there's her disclaimer
pink stuffed animals - it's so exhausting
TikToks a thousand hours on animal crossing
Neon's a metalhead with hair to his hip
Such a know-it-all, never shuts his lip
Social malcontent who doesn't dress well
Uses internet slang, IRL
Neon's in crisis , spitting in his beard,
Listener surmises, he's just too weird
Emily is awkward but she raps like a champ
Drives a toyota prius to her outdoor camp

Chorus 3

Our team is the best it could be
Scottpontiac, Jake C, and me, Emily
The other team you don't want to be on
Tomble two thousand, Scoooots and Neon
Our team's the Rap Battle Republic
Rap rocks racier than a spin kick
Other team's the Down and Out Bad Beats
IF they submit a track, they are dead meat!
[Exit]

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