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The Masterclass

This song was created for Game of Bands round 211 : "Epic Rap Battles II"

Lyrics:

Team 13, time to shine
We’re about to hit you in the Hotsp0t

Can I have your attention please?
Gonna blow out these clowns like a morning breeze
Someone, anyone, an ambulance please,
But not for me!

Good morning, I’m triumph
You heard right, I’m a triumph
Winning out the gate
Brushing off the wasted hate
Now as I stand up, I’m baffled
By the riff raff in the rabble
Specocean, parky, jolly
Combining psychobabble
I wish I understood the dribble from the other mic
Sounds like dating advice from a puppy-loving sprite
How’s the lesson, the classroom?
I bet it’s kinda tense
When you’re teaching cheesy lines that you heard from your parents

Chorus:
Standing tall, above them all
Put these jokers on blast,
Kicking ass, taking no names
Attention, we’re giving the masterclass, the masterclass

Now the baby’s been burnt,
The boomers will hurt

Fire, water, wind and dirt, the mystery abounds
When Jollybeard says magnets, their brain explodes aloud
Now I don’t want to hate on music taste, the Posse is a crowd
But alcopops and makeup, are they making Jesus proud?
Across the ocean, we find spec, he’ll forget that he got wrecked
On Queen Street Mall he rides the roos, asking all for dollarydoos
A messy desk suggests a brilliant mind,
But I’ve seen his dive, amazed that he’s still alive
You know spec’s brain is basically sludge
Cos every time he hears a song he needs a reddit nudge
But when the chuds are asking for pop poetry,
He offers up some Canuck shit called How You Remind Me!
It’s almost as bad as parky’s dog obsession,
It seems his sanity is in eternal recession,
The boomerposting from these clowns, they laughed at Pickle Rick,
The three we’re dissing, just embarrassing, give them the flick


Chorus:
Standing tall, above them all
Put these jokers on blast,
Kicking ass, taking no names
Attention, we’re giving the masterclass, the masterclass

Outro:

Can’t teach teens to flirt with your masculinity stained on your jeans and your t shirt
[Exit]

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