Holy Karen
Truculent Karen
Entitled  Karen
Inspired  Karen
Prophet Karen


We will seek the kingdom of heaven
We will leave this world's imperfections
With your wisdom we will get there
Just like Karen we cut our hair
When we stand at the gates with Peter
We demand to speak to the manager

Saint Karen
Wise Karen
Suspicious Karen
Mother Karen
Savior Karen

None may keep us from our desires
With her word we will reach higher
We will get our way in our own way
By calling police they will do what we say
The holy words "This is not Okay!"
Thank you Karen for this bad hair day

Let me hear you sing it!
Take me to the manager
Hallelujah
Surrender to my privilege
Oh yeah!
Take me to the manager
I'm gonna call the cops!
Surrender to my privilege