Two weeks to take a song from conception to completion to competition!

Save me, Cheesus!

This song was created for Game of Bands round 213 : "Imaginary Cult Themes"

Lyrics:

[0:00]
Cubed, sliced or shred
Avoided only before bed
Used for flavour or a snack
Sold in a vacuum sealed pack
Considered delicious
Hmm, yes, even nutritious
By heathens who have never heard the word
Of the Almighty Curd

[0:32 Refrain]
Listen to me, the Parmesan preacher
My cheesy brethren I'm here to save ya
From the platter or the charcuterie board
And the racks in which you've been stored
Asiago or Stilton, Gruyere or Brie
You're all brothers and sisters to me
One and the same, of casein production
I'm here to save you from consumption

[1:03 Verse 1]
Bow down to the Almighty Curd!

We'll make them roux the day
They broke the mold away
We'll leave them all morose
Intolerant to lactose
Trust in the cheesy saviour
Who comes down with such flavour

[1:40 Refrain 2]
Sick of being grated, melted on nachos?
I'm here to take away all your sorrows
Follow my advice and yell "Save me, please!"
And don't forget to praise the big sky cheese
Sheep, goat or cow, soft or mature
If you're cheesy then you are pure
Our day has come, we're not ingredients
To be consumed by deviants

[2:09 Verse 2]
Bow down to the Almighty Curd!

We'll make them roux the day
They broke the mold away
We'll leave them all morose
Intolerant to lactose
They'll never see it coming, sneak attack
When the cheese finally bites back
[Exit]

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