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BIG-BOLD-BEARD

This song was created for Game of Bands round 40 : "Great Beards"

Lyrics:

Before we start / I mustache you a question...
Are you ready for / the greatest beard on earth?

VERSE
I've got a wizards beard / full ear to ear
Gandolf, Dumbledore, / and this chin right here
You better call Hagrid, / 's 'bout to get hairy
My beard throws down,baby / faces get buried

I don't wear a chain, / but my neck still blings
Last beard this gold / was on Tut the king
More hair on my face / than on cousin Itt
My hair has 'em so jealous / they be cussin' it

Rick Rubin? Rick Ross? / I put them to shame
I've got the fly-est mane / in the whole rap game
I got vicious whiskas / that can?t be tamed
Driving top down / my beard gets it's own lane

CHORUS
I've got a Big (big) Bold (bold) beautiful beard
I've got a Big (big) Bold (bold) beautiful beard
I've got a Big (big) Bold (bold) beautiful beard
It's getting hot in here ..... with all this hair!

Let me explain / so It sinks in your brain
I only fly first class / yo I'm poppin' Champagne
But my beard / is on a whole 'nother plane
got a Greek god's beard / no mortal man can obtain

Even Saint Nick's / jealous of my beard
And he's been growing his a thousand / 700 years
My beards head and shoulders / above its peers
It's the only beard that / Brian Wilson fears

So don't talk to me / 'bout no shave November
I've been growing this / since before Pre-Kinder
Garten, Better / uh, pardon my French
But the mustache you got / is ridiculench

CHORUS
I've got a Big (big) Bold (bold) beautiful beard
I've got a Big (big) Bold (bold) beautiful beard
I've got a Big (big) Bold (bold) beautiful beard
It's getting hot in here ..... with all this hair!

VERSE
And you over there / with the little Soul patch
The 60's called / they want their beatniks back
I'm like an Amish, pirate, / viking, lumberjack
Yours ain't long enough / for mustache wax

And the hair on your chin / it?s comin? in thin
You're applying to the facial / hair club for men
And your cheeks are as smooth / as a baby's bottom
I'm this close to slapping / a diaper on 'em

You?re remind me / of Bilbo Baggins
With the shaggy feet / that you are packin'
I know you desire / to be barbate
But no man should resort / to a facial toupee

BRIDGE
To all people we are scarin' / bold whiskers long and glaring
Nightmares and nervous fretting / From the beards that we are wearin'
Your knees knock
Your jaws drop /
You just can't stop starin'
best admit you been-a beard stomped, and get your-self big hairin?

VERSE
You look like an angry ferret / glued to your face
With the patches filled in / with black spray paint
So pick up the Bic / and some Barbasol
Man up a little and / just shave it off (ohno!)

CHORUS
I've got a Big (big) Bold (bold) beautiful beard
I've got a Big (big) Bold (bold) beautiful beard
I've got a Big (big) Bold (bold) beautiful beard
It's getting hot in here ..... with all this hair!

END.
[Exit]

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