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Don't Swipe My Phone

This song was created for Game of Bands round 68 : "Comedy & Tragedy"

Lyrics:

Don't Swipe My Phone

INTRO
Guy: Excuse me, sir.
Boss : Jenkins, what can I help you with?
Guy: Well, I know you?re a Braves fan, and thought you might like to see this pic of Chipper Jones and me.
Boss : Yeah, let me see it.
Guy: I saw him at the airport last week and was able to take a photo with my phone.
Boss : Yeah, that?s great.
Boss : Whoa, hello.
Guy: What, sir. Please don?t swipe to other photos.
Boss: Whoa ho ho.
Guy: Sir, just look at the Chipper pic and give me back my phone.
Boss: Is that a can of tuna fish?
Guy: Sir. Sir, please. Just. Would you. GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE!!!

VERSE

Don?t you just hate it when you wanna show off
a picture of your dog caught in mid?cough
It?s the cutest picture, and everyone should see
but swipe to the left, that picture?s only for me

It's me dressed as Dorothy, from Wizard of Oz
Or that photo of me as Mrs. Santa Claus
Those were all goofs not meant for you to see
But I have nice legs, I think you?d have to agree

It wasn?t meant for public consumption
They?d never be seen, was my assumption
Video of me primed for blackmail -
I?m dressed as a dog and wagging my tail

So give me my phone before I come take it back
Before I bust out my karate chop attack
Kicking you right now would be such a delight
Use my bo staff like Napoleon Dynamite

CHORUS
Don?t swipe my phone or you?ll lose a hand
(Don?t swipe my phone, Don?t swipe my phone)
Don?t swipe my phone, don?t you understand?
(Don?t swipe my phone, Don?t swipe my phone)
Don?t swipe my phone, or I?ll eat your arm
(mmm tastes like chicken) (Don?t swipe my phone)
I?ll change the password to your burglar alarm
Beeping (What?s the code again?) (Don't swipe my phone)

VERSE

When I give you my phone, you don?t touch a thing
Just use your eyes and look at the screen
If I see your finger rise up to take a swipe
look at the floor and we'll know your blood type.

Won?t be able to speak, if you take a peek
Three pics to the right, will keep you up at night
Me tripping in line to see Adam West
Or a vlog about my favorite Beatle Pete Best

Now give me my phone before I give you a smack
There's concert photos there from Nickleback
If I have to, I?ll punch and then I?ll whack
Can't see the Millie Vanilli tattoo that's on my back

CHORUS

Don?t swipe my phone or you?ll lose a spleen
(Don?t swipe my phone, Don?t swipe my phone)
I?ll eat your liver with some fava beans
(Hannibal Lecter sucking sound) (Don't Swipe My Phone)
Don?t swipe my phone, cause you know the rule
(you don?t talk about Fight Club) (Don?t swipe my phone)
Don?t swipe my phone, or you'll be subdued
(Don?t swipe my phone, Don?t swipe my phone)

Don?t swipe my phone or you?ll lose a hand
(Don?t swipe my phone, Don?t swipe my phone)
Don?t swipe my phone, don?t you understand?
(Don?t swipe my phone, Don?t swipe my phone)
(Don?t swipe my phone, Don?t swipe my phone)
(Don?t swipe my phone, Don?t swipe my phone)
(Don?t swipe my phone, Don?t swipe my phone)
(Don?t swipe my phone, Don?t swipe my phone)

Guy: (sad) Come on man, give it back. That is just not cool.
END.

EFFECT CREDITS:
Child Laughing, Crying, Swipe Swooshes B: Mike Koenig
Original Swipe Swoosh A : Man
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