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Darn Your Yap!

This song was created for Game of Bands round 77 : "Fracking & Minced Oaths"

Lyrics:

Darn Your Yap!

Verse 1:

It's a pain in my bum
Total balderdash
Bejabbers, Frazzle-rackin shinola
It's suffering succotash

The dickens, for Pete's sake
It's so fricked up 'round here,
Egad, it darn ticks me off
Sheesh - gotta kick someone's rear!

Chorus:
By Jove, sick of being in such tarnation
Dagnaggit can't take any more
Crikey stop talking, it's such frustration
Darn your Yap and Shut The front door!

Verse 2:
Such balderdash, complete baloney
by George, it"s frigging dadblast crud,
For crying out loud, my gosh, my goodness
Son of a biscuit, it's completely fudged

Too much malarky,
I've peeved beyond belief
Hopping mad you sunny beach
you're such a tool - good grief!

Chorus:
By Jove, sick of being in such tarnation
Dagnaggit can't take any more
Crikey stop talking, it's such frustration
Darn your Yap and Shut The front door!

Bridge
Uh Uh Uh Uh
Aw Uh Oh etc...

Verse 3:

You're flipping out of your mind
I mean, Jiminy Crickets
Freaking go fly a kite
go to H - E - double hockey sticks

So listen, mothersmucker
Dadgummit, I'm sick of your bullspit
You monkey flicking Ice hole
Don't be such a frackin witch

Chorus:
By Jove, sick of being in such tarnation
Dagnaggit can't take any more
Crikey stop talking, it's such frustration
Darn your Yap and Shut The front door!
[Exit]

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