Two weeks to take a song from conception to completion to competition!

Socks (Traction for Christmas)

This song was created for Game of Bands round 84 : "Christmas Horrificus"

Lyrics:

Verse 1: 
Socks! 
Just socks!
All that he brought me was socks!
That red, jolly fat man, 
that hood-winking bag man, 
just brought me an old pair of socks!
I asked for it all…
I was good since late fall…
but lo, 
and behold ,
just some socks.

Bridge:
This year there will be no milk. 
No plate of frosted cookies. 
No stockings hung on the mantle, 
and no lit and trimmed fucking tree!

Chorus: 
This year, I'm done with his shit!
I don't even have me a list! 
When his fat ass rolls down through my 
chimney, 
he'll meet the business end of my fist! 
I'm sending Santa to traction for Christmas.

Spoken Interlude:
This isn't the first time...
for years now... forgetting me. Ignoring me. 
Remember last year? 
My onyx chalice? I put it in bold on my 
Christmas list.
Where was it?
Remember when I was 15?
Those hot topic gift cards I asked for? 
Just to treat myself to a little something. 
I never got those. 
Remember when I wanted that 
Remote control car, the baseball glove,
the Power Ranger action figure... when I was 
such a good kid that year
Why did you forget me...
What the fuck, Santa...

Verse 2:
Fuck Donner and Dancer and Blitzen
It’s time to darken the lights. 
This year I won’t get my hopes up. 
This year I put up a fight.
I’ll never wear red and green fucking paisley,
Everything in my closet is silver and black!
I only ever wear skulls, chains and crossbones
So shove these fucking things back in your sack.

Chorus 2:
No more of my joy for this asshole
From now on, you can call me a Scrooge. 
He’ll have a hard time keeping his weigh up,
While he eats from a fucking tube!
I’m sending Santa. To traction. FOR CHRISTMAS!
[Exit]

Messages

Reply
Post New Message