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Wreck the Malls

This song was created for Game of Bands round 84 : "Christmas Horrificus"

Lyrics:

Wreck the Malls
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PREVERSE

Will you look at all of this crap
The mall at Christmas it’s horrible
The crowds, the awful music, the displays,
I'm gonna have to take it all out now

VERSE 1

Shopping at Christmas, can’t deal with the crowds
Won't ever miss this, bad music so loud
Garbage decorations, the tinsel is trash
Store bought frustration, just burning my cash
Dreading the mission , dumb presents to buy
So I made the decision to not even try
Ran back to the car, took off my gloves and hat
Smiled up at the stars – (spoken) then grabbed a wood bat.

CHORUS

Gonna Wreck the Mall, the town won’t be jolly
Fa la la la la, ha ha ha ha
Tis the season, to trash store lobbies
Fa la la la la, ha ha ha ha

VERSE 2

Smashed my way through the main front door
With the look of someone who can't take any more
Ripped down the tinsel ; I screamed out with glee
Stomped on the presents , pushed over the tree
Set my sights upon Santa's home
Charged at the elves , knocked over his throne
Smashing store windows, as shoppers they fled
I couldn’t stop grinning, patrons filled with dread

CHORUS

Now I wreck diplayed apparel
Fa la la la la, ha ha ha ha
I Throw the fragrant perfume bottles
Fa la la la la, ha ha ha ha

VERSE 3

Now the wreckage is increasing
All the breakage is so releasing
Swing my bat through devastation
All of that frees my frustration
Wrecked the mall for all the shoppers
Scared the moms and the hiphoppers
Finally a Christmas that’s not horrific
Destroying business - I feel terrific

CHORUS
I wrecked the Mall, the town went insane
Fa la la la la, ha ha ha ha
Tis the season, of my disdain
Fa la la la la, ha ha ha ha
Now I' m wearing torn apparel
Fa la la la la, ha ha ha ha
So much for Christmas on the straight and narrow
Fa la la la la, ha ha ha ha

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[Exit]

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