This song was created for Game of Bands round 97 : "A National Anthem for a Fictional Country"
[Our vocalist was MIA, and we couldn't find an angel.]
All hail Lord Helmet, the savior of our people
We’re spaceballs forever, your air belongs to us
At Ludicrous speed we travel, all but one seatbelt buckled
We control the downside of the Shwartz
Glory to the Spaceballs
Glory to spaceball one
Glory to our radar machine
Where the coffee is never gone
Spaceballs forever, our enemies beware
Druidia’s air will be ours, we’ll defeat that damn lonestar
We serve Lord Helmet, less our privates get destroyed
Glory to Spaceballs, forever will we roam.