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Chest Out

This song was created for Game of Bands round 99 : "Parodies"

Lyrics:



I wish I found some supplements no one’s ever used
I wish I had some bigger calfs and some bigger glutes
I wish I had a much more manly voice too
I wish I didn’t have to whine every time I sang
I was told that if I worked out that all the girls would flock
But I’m still insecure about my miniscule cock

Trying to be Hercules but my
Testicles shrink
I’m from the fraternity and I don’t
Care what I drink

Wish I could turn back time, to my frat boy days
With a backwards cap collar popped walkin round and puffing my chest out
Wish I could turn back time, to my frat boy days
With a backwards cap collar popped walkin round and puffing my chest out

My chest out

Sometimes a certain smell will take me back to when I was a bro
Usually it’s spilled beer from three days ago
No one ever took the time to clean it up, no one gave a fuck
See a drink and drink the hell out of it maybe even do a shot gun

With my brother cuz we have the same bros, same clothes
Use the same drugs to drug the same hos
Cuz brotherhood is the only thing that matters
Out of an open mind or or a sheltered life
I’d always take the latter

Trying to be Hercules but my
Testicles shrink
I’m from the fraternity and I don’t
Care what I drink

Wish I could turn back time, to my frat boy days
With a backwards cap collar popped walkin round and puffing my chest out
Wish I could turn back time, to my frat boy days
With a backwards cap collar popped walkin round and puffing my chest out

Used to play them drinking games, give each other frat nicknames
I could call you Turtle you could call me something lame
Took me 6 years to graduate but now I’m in reality
It’s screaming “Hey fuck, your bullshit ain’t funny!”
X2

Wish I could turn back time, to my frat boy days
With a backwards cap collar popped walkin round and puffing my chest out
Wish I could turn back time, to my frat boy days
With a backwards cap collar popped walkin round and puffing my chest out

Used to play them drinking games, didn’t think I was a dummy
Now reality has hit me and my bullshit ain’t funny
Used to play them drinking games, didn’t think I was a dummy
Now reality has hit me and my bullshit ain’t funny

Used to play them drinking games, give each other frat nicknames
I could call you Turtle you could call me something lame
Took 6 years to graduate but now I’m in reality
It’s screaming “Hey fuck, your bullshit ain’t funny!”

[Exit]

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