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Microsoft Office Song

This song was created for Game of Bands round 101 : "101 Courses"

Lyrics:

[Chorus]
Alright class, sit your ass down
I'll say this once, and I expect no sound
In this classroom I'm the boss
So here's your Microsoft Word course

[Verse A]
Let's start this off with the common Word
The superior text program that's preferred
Formatting, typesetting, all you dream
Is in this impeccable writing machine

[Verse B]
Insert, for all your graphs and links
Page Layout, to change those damn margins
References, in APA style
I'll teach you how to make your money worthwhile

[Chorus]
Alright class, sit your ass down
I'll say this once, and I expect no sound
In this classroom I'm the boss
The Powerpoint introductory course

[Verse A]
Now let's move on to PowerPoint
The foundation that won't disappoint
Used and abused by fools alright
Master it, unleash its might

[Verse B]
Fade in, animate, fade out, POWERPOINT
Put those fancy backgrounds, POWERPOINT
Presentation application, POWERPOINT
THIS IS POWER-MOTHERFUCKIN-POINT

[Chorus]
Alright class, sit your ass down
I'll say this once, and I expect no sound
In this classroom I'm the boss
The last Excel introductory course

[Verse A]
The last, the best, Excel,
It'll do your math and graphs as well
Toughest to learn so pay attention
If you snooze, hell's your detention

[Verse B]
Cells, everything you ever need
Functions, your ultimate creed
Graphs, from a to z
Follow my rules, it'll be an ease

[Outro Verse]
Start your computers and log in now
Follow my lead, Imma show you how.
And with this microsoft office song
You'll realise we never needed Clippy all along
[Exit]

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