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Sex Is Gross

This song was created for Game of Bands round 106 : "Sex Ed"


Listen here son
I've got some stuff to say
Its not gonna be easy
But its time to change –

you're mind into a database
on how shit works
And maybe one day
You'll understand why this hurts

Sex is pretty gross
Yeah, its not that great
It’s definitely the worst part
of the third date

It’s icky, it’s sticky
and it will make you frown
But that’s not enough info...
Let me break it down

Sex is when a guy
really like likes a girl
Then he’ll dive down very deep
Into her underworld

This place is wet, muggy,
and sometimes smelly too
And once you go down there
You won’t know what to do

Your body will be sweaty
And so will hers
To two of you will stick together
And your loins will be warm

But that’s not even close
to the worst part,
No that honor is given
To the first one who farts



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