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Time for Sex

This song was created for Game of Bands round 106 : "Sex Ed"

Lyrics:

My mamma done died, along with my daddy
So I learned ‘bout sex… on my own
I fired up the web, and grabbed a magazine
And I learned all I needed to know.

All my work, and all my research
I wanted to give to you
No need for Cosmo or the Urban Dictionary
I've put that all up here so you can roll (spoke: in the hay)

Cosmo calls it a Randy Rub-a-dub when a girl plays nice,
Towels, candles, handfuls of oil... all set to entice
Pocketful of pleasure, she sticks her hand in and starts go to town
Next thing you know, it’s a soft hand massage and funny feeling reach around

Time for sex, time for sex
Just follow along to these easy steps
Time for sex, time for sex
Let this education be your prep

Urban D’s got something called an Alabama Hot pocket
Prepare yourself with what you eat, in order satisfy that rocket
Panama petting zoo, have your girl do what you do down on the farm
Finding corn nuggets doesn't sound great, but that's how you bring down the barn

Time for sex, time for sex
Just follow along to these easy steps
Time for sex, time for sex
Let this education be your prep

Have her lay her hand on your chest so that your heart beats match
Then you will be totally in synch at the time you both climax
Have a meal with no silverware, to make the evening tight
feed each other by hand and you'll be having sex all night (Thanks Cosmo)

Time for sex, time for sex
Just follow along to these easy steps
Time for sex, time for sex
Let this education be your prep

Time for sex, time for sex
Just follow along to these easy steps
Time for sex, time for sex
Let this education be your prep

[Exit]

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