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You Can't Stop Floridaman!

This song was created for Game of Bands round 115 : "Florida Man"

Lyrics:

YOU CAN'T STOP FLORIDAMAN
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VERSE
1) He stole some market's sausage and he jumped off a bridge
(Floridaman, Floridaman)
2) Dressed as a teletubby when he looted a fridge
(Floridaman, Floridaman)
3) Busted at a Walmart with his pants full of steaks
(Floridaman, Floridaman)
4) 18 hour crime spree while eating his own face
(Floridaman, Floridaman)

BRIDGE
From the best state in the country, he is Floridaman
But sometimes he gets hungry, he is Floridaman

VERSE
5) Got drunk and took a cab to rob a bank and got tazed
(Floridaman, Floridaman)
6) Gave a taco as his ID while his car was ablaze
(Floridaman, Floridaman)
7) Got elected Mayor, DUI'd in a lake
(Floridaman, Floridaman)
8) Ate some dinner, took a nap while doing a housebreak
(Floridaman, Floridaman)

BRIDGE
Not known for his quick thinking, he is Floridaman
Gets smarter when he's drinking, he is Floridaman

CHORUS

He's in Florida, where you can eat what you wish
Down in Florida, he'll always drink like a fish
Restraining him is unwise, it's a horrible plan
Just have to realize You can't stop Floridaman!

VERSE
9) Wore an "I Have Drugs" T-shirt, got busted for drugs
(Floridaman, Floridaman)
10) Burned down his whole apartment just to kill all the bugs
(Floridaman, Floridaman)
11) Got shorted on a drug deal, so he calls 911
(Floridaman, Floridaman)
12) Passed out at the mall with smack, baby, knife and gun
(Floridaman, Floridaman)

BRIDGE
So what if he's strung out, he is Floridaman
Drugged out with his tongue out, he is Floridaman

VERSE
13) With a bucket on his head and a trash bag for a cape
(Floridaman, Floridaman)
14) Stole Santeria Pigeons, then made his escape
(Floridaman, Floridaman)
15) Tried to rob a dollar Store and in a pond hide
(Floridaman, Floridaman)
16) Aimed to steal a cop car with policeman inside
(Floridaman, Floridaman)

BRIDGE
Always gets caught stealing, he is Floridaman
Which is why he turned to dealing, he is Floridaman

CHORUS

He's in Florida, where you can steal what you need
Down in Florida, he'll someday learn how to read
Restraining him is unwise, it's a horrible plan
Just have to realize You can't stop Floridaman!

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references

1) http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20170404/alleged-sausage-shoplifter-jumps-off-brooks-bridge
2) http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/bethlehem/index.ssf/2014/10/teletubbie_break-in_student_dr.html
3) http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/fla-man-arrested-with-walmart-steaks-in-his-pants
4) http://glossynews.com/society/crime/201404100526/florida-man-eats-own-face-goes-on-epic-crime-spree/
5) http://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2015/03/26/bank-robber-drunk-arrived-cab-police-say/70478934/
6) http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=palm-city-man-reaches-for-taco-when-martin-deputies-ask-for-id&d=4861526665334972&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=SMzSDlG2AKSixCMHXU6fmvZLFXoJXsQf
7) http://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/columbia-county/lake-city/fhp-lake-city-mayor-could-face-dui-charge-in-lake-crash
8) http://www.wctv.tv/home/headlines/Family-Finds-Intruder-Sleeping-on-Couch-320216231.html
9) http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/trending/florida-man-wearing-i-have-drugs-t-shirt-arrested-on-drug-possession-charges-police-say01072014
10) http://gawker.com/florida-man-burns-down-his-apartment-to-kill-the-bugs-1560998406?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
11) http://www.nbc-2.com/story/30136945/woman-complains-to-9-1-1-shorted-in-drug-deal#.VgsCpiBViko
12) http://fox13now.com/2016/08/14/florida-toddler-found-in-car-with-unconscious-mom-drugs-gun-were-within-childs-reach/
13) http://wsvn.com/news/local/burglar-breaks-into-miami-religious-store-steals-pigeons/
14) ibid.
15) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUs2vWXwx3U&feature=youtu.be
16) http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2014-05-22/news/fl-boca-car-burglar-fail-20140522_1_police-officer-vehicle-burglary-empty-vehicle
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