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The Life and Times of Florida Man

This song was created for Game of Bands round 115 : "Florida Man"

Lyrics:

I'm surprised, she didn't die
When she went on a joyride
Eating sushi in a shopping cart
Driving high through Wal-Mart

Man, what were you thinking?
Driving, while drinking
Hey I know a guy, who's done much worse
Let me tell you, he's perverse

Down south, they drive you crazy
But the things he does, still amaze me
I share with you, the best I can
The life and times of Florida Man

Someone let him have a plane
Whoever it was, is insane
Using radar and over Lakeland
A giant dick was all he planned

Man, what were you thinking?
Driving, while drinking
Hey I know a guy, who's done much worse
Let me tell you, he's perverse

Down south, they drive you crazy
But the things he does, still amaze me
I share with you, the best I can
The life and times of Florida Man

Where do I start?
When it comes to this part
Chilling in his car
Unfortunately he won't go far

Smoking a bunch of pot
Police ask what he's got
He hands them a lit joint
This seems like his end point

But it keeps getting better
'Cause our man's a go getter
They also found a gun
Finally, the guy's so done

Man, what were you thinking?
Driving, while drinking

Down south, they drive you crazy
But the things he does, still amaze me
I share with you, the best I can
The life and times of Florida Man
[Exit]

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