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A Battle A Day

This song was created for Game of Bands round 211 : "Epic Rap Battles II"


"A Battle A Day"


This is the Carpathian Battle Royale,
It’s about to go down baby!
The Ottoman Sultan takes on the Voivode of Wallachia!

Vlad the Impaler, the horror is me,
The nastiest duke that Europe’s ever seen,
Your golden hide begs for a bloody spike,
Your envoy filled my cup til the dead of night!

Mehmed II:
I’m Mehmed, you pip, you’re worth less than spit,
I lead the greatest empire that owns your shit,
This insolence, ridiculous, time to pay,
150,000 Ottomans will ruin your day!

They’ll tremble at the tales for a thousands years,
The forest of Targoviste will haunt your fears,
You might have an empire, I run this show
Where my terror reigns, the tributes flow

Mehmed II:
Yes I’m impressed, but you’re best of the rest,
The rats are in a hurry at my behest,
Wallachia is mine, fourteen years you’ll die,
Corvinus will make sure of your demise


The Sultan, against the beast,
A Transylvanian legacy


A battle a day keeps the church away,
When the boys crusade, the bonds will fray
Convulsions of time, reigning blood divine
Dracula against the Ottoman line
The blood of the innocent, life will drown
As petty men bicker over who has ground
Iron fists and bloodlust makes thrilling tales,
The pointlessness of feudalism’s why it failed.


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