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Hypobvious

This song was created for Game of Bands round 224 : "Fight Entrance Songs: Duets"

Lyrics:

Breaking NEWS The Bank of America on Main Street is currently being occupied by masked assailants. We are taking you now to live footage of the event that is unfolding. It appears two super hero wannabes have arrived at the scene.

Yes, it's me - obviously
bro, can't you see?
best in the west
You don't need to guess
I guarantee
No one needs another hypothetical
the way you speak's just much too forgettable
and it's time to state the obvious
dude you're just oblivious

Ah yes, the king of obvious
My word you're so oblivious
Hmmm let me think
Yeah hypotheicially you've got no speciality
You sit on a throne of obvious lies
Can't you for once read between the lines
You can hardly make a rhyme
While I'm here slaying them all the time

CO: Because we are the best
HM: A certain definition of best
CO: We fight crime
HM: and don't even make a Hypothetical dime…..
CO: The super hero fame
HM: It's all just an attention game
CO and HM: Ah shit it's time to stop this robbery….. LET'S GO

THIS JUST IN the two masked vigilantes have now been identified as Captain Obvious and Hypothetical Man. The two seemed to have started fighting each other for the right to apprehend the villains, but have now entered the building as a team.

At last I am inside to find the robber of this crime
But wait a second, let me think…
Hmm is it a crime to steal someone's time?
Time is Money, but if you get caught you get time
Hmm, a paradox for sure
But Now it's Time to Make the money Printer go brrrrr

In I go guns blazing
Call me Captain Amazing
You call this a bank robbery?
Well… yes it is.
Oh my God the robber is stealing money!
That's a crime!
Oh shit that's another rhyme

CO: Because we are the best
HM: A certain definition of best
CO: We fight crime
HM: and don't even make a Hypothetical dime…..
CO: The super hero fame
HM: It's all just an attention game
CO and HM: Ah shit it's time to stop this robbery…
WE GOT HIM!

We are reporting to you live from The Bank on America on Main Street where the two vigilantes Captain Obvious and Hypothetical Man have saved the day! The robbers have now been taken into custody with zero reported casualties. Stay tuned for Weather, coming up next.
[Exit]

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