She knocks me out like Mewtwo
And she’s so cute, like Butterfree
And when she smiles my face just burns like Charizard

She’s hotter than Magmortar
She makes me fly like Pigeott
And when she’s gone I feel like Gangar killed the sun


Rarest of them all
Gotta put her in my pokeball


She has the eyes of Vaporeon
Can dance like Oricorio
And even Malamar could never be this smart

She’s pretty like Milotic
Oh wait, I’m wrong, she’s Beautifly
And when she sings I swear she could be Jigglypuff


Rarest of them all
(She’s the rarest of them all)
Gotta put her in my poke ball
Rarest of them all
(She’s the rarest of them all)
Gotta put her in my poke ball

We kiss on the beach
Bare feet in the sand
And we walk to my place
Her hand in my hand

But she sees the magazines
And the DVDs too
And she says
“I will never go to the prom with you!”


Rarest of them all
Rarest of them all
(What did I do wrong?)
Rarest of them all
(Maybe I’m just slow. Like Slowpoke)


She runs away like Eevee,
And now I feel like Trubbish
I’ll sleep it off like Snorlax and face the world again


No, I mean, I thought he was normal, and everything was so going well, and we actually went to his place to, um, you know. And then I saw. In his bedroom, like, all over the place. Fucking Pokemon.