Old man, have you had your coffee?
Do you feel great?
Show me how to catch a Weedle in a ball

Fly high to the fire island where I beat Blaine's butt
Dip flipper in the coast and surf till I've had enough, had enough, had a

Rough time with the Elite Four
I don't want to pay anymore
So I'm surfing the shore for

MissingNo., the normal form
Grant me more Rare Candies, can you please
Leave me with a Silph Co. surplus, Master Balls and all

No I'm not gonna catch you
I don't wanna screw my Poké Party
MissingNo., the poorest form
Arceus forgot you

Easy, when I'm on safari
But not in zone
Scyther, Pinsir, Kangaskhan
Gotta catch 'em all somehow

Cheesy, but I'm not a trainer
I'm a champion
I wanna be the very best, like [garbled and mangled vocals]

What score do I compete for?
I don't want to play anymore
GET OUT OF MY [bit-crushed scream]

MissingNo., the [garbled] form
Grant me more Rare Candies, can you please
Leave me with a Silph Co. surplus, Master Balls and allllllllll

[garbled] I'm [garbled] catch you
I don't wanna lose my [garbled]
MissingNo., the oldest door
Gira[garbled] begat you

Only wanted to kill Gary
Blue | Gary
Green | Gary

Just a kid from Pallet Town
With a missing world to see
The number of the beast

MissingNo., the altered form
Grant me fainted whiteness' release
Leave me with my pride and purpose, gone before the fall

No I'm not gonna name you
I don't wanna lose my case of badges
MissingNo., the formless
Looks like we're blasphemous again