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Dave's Not Here Man

This song was created for Game of Bands round 241 : "Urban Dictionary"

Lyrics:

Urban Dictionary words in CAPS:

My girl has been HEXTING me all night and all day
But I'm in too good a mood so on my way I'll sashay
Settling down at home to the bouquet of Sour Diesel TERP
When there's a knock on my door that puts me on high alert

How many times do I gotta tell you?
How many times? How many times?

Dave's not here man...
Dave's not here
Dave's not here man...
Dave's not here

Might have been something stronger in that toke
Cause I can feel reality going up in smoke
Suddenly my brain feels just like a pork chop
And still at the door - knock knock knock

How many times do I gotta tell you?
How many times do I gotta say?

Dave's not here man...
Dave's not here
Dave's not here man...
Dave's not here

Out of nowhere the doors kicked in
And this abstract being just waltz's right in
Says I'm here cause we got some things to discuss
Mind if bum a turn on that puff?
Don't you worry, I'm down and SUBBIAH
Just you've managed to somehow open up your third eye - ah
I'm here to tell you secrets about the universe
The meaning of life isn't forty-two but it's just a humourous

I would have stood and left
But my legs were like LINGUINY
So I just sat and listened
To this weird abstract talking thingy
I should have grabbed a pen
Wrote down what it said
But I'mma be honest with you
I was real out of my head

Dave's not here man...
Dave's not here
Dave's not here man...
Dave's not here
[Exit]

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