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Here Kitty Kitty

This song was created for Game of Bands round 244 : "Bail or Fail III"

Lyrics:

It is time to pay homage
To the most majestic of creatures
The mightiest beast
That ever did roam our salient Earth
From the tip of its tail
To the chill of its wet, button nose
The cat is just perfect
Right down to its jellybean toes

So fluffy and soft with sandpaper tongues and little booplesnoots
With their sonorous purrs and yawns they’re just so god damned cute
I love them all, I don’t discern, Maine coons, Siamese, tortoise shell
And even cats who yell

With their tiny toe beans and fur so sleek, it’s they who’ll inherit the earth, not the meek

Here kitty, kitty
Here kitty, kitty
Come on out
Lets play
Here kitty, kitty
Here kitty, kitty
Don’t you hide
Lets slay

I have a Sphynx named Penny and I do treasure her so
You can trace all who worshipped her back to the Pharaoh
Hell beast with deathtrap belly
A blink from her will turn you into jelly

With their tiny toe beans and fur so sleek, it’s they who’ll inherit the earth, not the meek

You can see the golden ratio of the universe when they curl into themselves and tuck their nose behind their paw—a furry croissant you can’t help but want to disturb. They are fluffy little hell beasts with motorboat purrs that never fail to soothe the soul. And no matter how much you feed them, they never seem to believe their bowls are full enough or that they’ve ever had enough treats. Spoil them. They are the masters of our universe.

They will ignore their bed to curl up in spare boxes
They will ignore their bed to curl up in spare boxes

Here kitty, kitty
Here kitty, kitty
Come on out
Lets play
Here kitty, kitty
Here kitty, kitty
Don’t you hide
Let us slay
Here kitty, kitty
Here kitty, kitty

Come on out
Let us play
[Exit]

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