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Defectus (Stop Laughing At Me)

This song was created for Game of Bands round 246 : "Evil"

Lyrics:

Defectus (Stop Laughing At Me)

(Verse)
The hustle-bustle city, perfect in every way
Well let me tell ya, all the peace, will reach its end today
For the greatest supervillain is coming, raining down
You like your ice cream cone? Cos now it's on the ground!

I'm here to take you over, get down on your knees
I'll knock your Jenga over, de-steel your RMC's
Now don't you laugh at me, or I'll break all your bones
Ok, I'm feeling tired, so I guess I'll just go home

(Spoken word)
Yeah, I guess you're safe for now
I mean I can't be evil without a bit of beauty- hey, hey wait!
Where are you going? I'm not done monologuing!
Grrrr, you will rue the day when…aw, screw it.

(Chorus)
I am Defectus, your nightmare alive!
No one around me will ever survive!
I promise this time, my plans will succeed
Ok, I swear, STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

(Spoken word)
Sure, the supervillain league stopped taking my calls,
But that's their loss! R-right? Right?!

(Verse)
My Nega-Satellite, will blow you all away
Oh, wait, it self-destructed, but, no, no, no, that's ok!
Prepare yourselves for this, my latest evil scheme
It looks weird, I know, but it's greater than it seems!

Enjoy your last moments of freedom, little proles
For soon you'll be under my new system of control
All I gotta do is just flip this little switch!
And now I'll be your master, and you'll all be my-
*swear word cut off by an explosion*

(Spoken word)
*Cough, hack, wheeze!*
Grrr, curses! That'll take, like, 3 hours to repair!
Ok, great, you're laughing, again!
S-surely that's a fear reaction! I-I'm terrifying!
*hysterically laughing* Right? RIGHT?!?! Right?

(Chorus)
I am Defectus, your nightmare alive!
No one around me will ever survive!
I promise this time, my plans will succeed
Ok, I swear, STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

(Spoken word)
To the Evil Lair!
Yes, it's in my Mom's basement, so?
Have you seen housing prices lately?
I'm evil, I'm not stupid!
Ah! Here she is right now to provide a solo!
HIT IT, MOTHER!

(Evil Solo)

(Verse)
Soon this puny world, it will grovel at my feet!
Your happiness will end, so take a thumbtack on your seat!
Sure, today, everybody laughs and they all call me names
But mark my words, sooner enough they'll all be locked in chains!

Ah, here he comes, Ultra-Guy, look, he’s flying 'cross the stars!
Surely he's here to fight, to lock me behind bars!
Well, I'm prepared, and Ultra-Guy won’t stand a chance
Wait, where's he going? Did he not just see my glance?

(Spoken word)
Hey, stop ignoring me, Ultra-Guy!
I'm serious, I have a bomb planted to blow up the-
Hey, wait, where's the bomb?
Aw crap! I left it at home again!

(Chorus)
I am Defectus, your nightmare alive!
No one around me will ever survive!
I promise this time, my plans will succeed
Ok, I swear, STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

(Spoken word)
Welp, made a fool of myself again!
No matter, no matter! Next time, I'll make 'em all pay!
All I gotta do now is call Mom so she can pick me-
*explosion sound*
AW COME ON! WHY DID I BOOBY-TRAP MY OWN PHONE?!?
GGGRGRGRAAAAAAHHAHHHH!!! I’M SO STUPID!!!
[Exit]

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