Welcome my dear, What do you require?
To look prettier, or a different desire?
Did he bruise your skin? Your husband, I mean
Well I've got just the thing, he'll go, serene

It's what he deserved
He should have behaved
I won't let the ladies go silent
No more

Please come in, let's see what you need
Your man cheats, you say? A pig, indeed
No worries, she won't stick around
He won't cheat, six feet in the ground

I just sell makeup to the ladies
A way to calm down all their worries
This one cheats!
This one drinks!
This one beats!
They will all pay for misbehaving
What I do is lifesaving
They will all die for enslaving
The women deserve saving

Greetings darlings, how may I assist?
Your husband did what?! The twist
And yours, you say? Oh no way in hell
I have what you need, time to say farewell

Don't worry, no one will know
Just put a little in his drink
And you, in his soup it can go
It won't be too painful, I think

I just sell makeup to the ladies
A way to calm down all their worries
This one cheats!
This one drinks!
This one beats!

They will all pay for misbehaving
What I do is lifesaving...