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Bicycle Face

This song was created for Game of Bands round 249 : "Naughty"

Lyrics:


Here's your escape plan:
A single seat away from your man
But they say not to ride the iron grasshopper
some morals imposed by morphine and pill poppers
The very same who tell us how to climax
With the gentleness of a hand full of thumb tacks
You wanna fingerbang a few folks out of hysterics
Then switch to a twelve volt like it's less barbaric
It's all humble and pleasing to the lord
The more holy, the more bored, the more freedom, the more whores
And if we're on our way to gomorrah and sodom
Shut the hell up and get on bottom
because who wants only missionary
go fuck yourself if you're so traditionary


Know your place
Why don’t you chew your gum?
Why don’t you close your legs?
Why don’t you look just like us?
And for what?
Why can’t we raise our seat?
Why can’t we put on socks
and have some fun?
Every hundred years we are on repeat
We love jumping on a bike with no seat


You wanna talk about being fragile and tainted?
Fuck you. How is that for dainty?
You can’t be a chef without eating a few meals
Doesn’t stop priests from telling us what to feel
They all talk like we’re so immoral
Should be no quarrel, rainbows and floral
Head to toe, no skin exposed
Liberty and frocks juxtaposed
You wish we walked around carrying a baby rattle
And rather we ride this bitch sidesaddle
It’s all wrong and so are you
For having a brain, it’s the truth, I wish you knew
How backwards your way of thinking is
You’re just bringing us down for your convenience
You say there’s no place in this world for science and sex
But it’s you who are wrong, it’s you who make no sense
These spokes breaking through and fucking up your head


(Why don’t you) know your place?
Why don’t you chew your gum?
Why don’t you close your legs?
Why don’t you look just like us?
And for what?
Why can’t we raise our seat?
Why can’t we put on socks
And have some fun?
Every hundred years we are on repeat
like we love jumping on a bike with no seat


[non-lyric vocals]


(Why don’t you) know your place?
Why don’t you chew your gum?
Why don’t you close your legs?
Why don’t you look just like us?
And for what?
Why can’t we raise our seat?
Why can’t we put on socks
And have some fun?
(Why don’t you) know your place?
Why don’t you chew your gum?
Why don’t you close your legs?
Why don’t you look just like us?
And for what?
Why can’t we raise our seat?
Why can’t we put on socks
And have some fun?
(Why don’t you) fuck right off?
Why don’t you look like us?
Why don’t you use your feet?
Why don’t you mind your business?
Just like you
Why can’t we raise our seat?
Why can’t we put on socks
And have some fun?


Here’s my escape plan
Here’s my escape plan
[Exit]

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