We're stronger together, we've got each other's backs
Except for those from elsewhere, they're all twats
Yeah we're fucking independent, we don't need 'em at all
It's us against the world, Boaty McBoatface stands tall
We know exactly what we're doing, we always know better
If you got a problem with us, well, you're a bloody wanker

The empire crumbles, the queen lived too long
Is this our new king now? Who have we wronged?
There is no point to this, we don't need em
It's not too hard, just change the fucking anthem

Long live the king, so worthy of our praise
Don't mention the pen now, it's, it's just a phase
We've always been leaders by example, head of the spear
Spreading culture in every continent, always the first here
We know exactly what we're doing, we always know better
If you got a problem with us, well, you're a bloody wanker

The empire crumbles, the queen lived too long
Is this our new king now? Who have we wronged?
There is no point to this, we don't need em
It's not too hard, just change the fucking anthem

The world's a dystopia, but we don't really seem to care
We're still a monarchy, kind of but not really, but, sure
Let's waste more tax money on a family that's barely human
There's no need to really give a damn
There's no poor people, no one's hungry and no one is homeless, we're perfectly fine, right?
Also, who have we wronged? Really? Just about everyone, colonialism's a bitch, man
But hey, we're so cool, we're a monarchy, God save them and damn us

The empire crumbles, the queen lived too long
Let's lose this king now and right some wrongs
There is no point to this, we don't need em
It's not too hard, just change the fucking anthem

The empire crumbles, the queen lived too long
Let's lose this king now and right some wrongs
There is no point to this, we don't need em
It's not too hard, just change the fucking anthem